burrurie:

alg395:

burrurie:

i want brendon urie to sing time to dance to me.
over the phone.


why over the phone you ask?
because if he ever did that in my presence
i’d probably rape him & steal his non existent virginity.

dah.

what is this nonsense.

brendon urie is clearly a virgin.

he is the virgin that the lawyer met with on “strictly business”

i am the lawyer.

we know how that went.

clearly yes… my bad.
how can he not be?

we all know brendon urie is the epitome of purity and innocence.

burrurie:

i want brendon urie to sing time to dance to me.
over the phone.


why over the phone you ask?
because if he ever did that in my presence
i’d probably rape him & steal his non existent virginity.

dah.

what is this nonsense.

brendon urie is clearly a virgin.

he is the virgin that the lawyer met with on “strictly business”

i am the lawyer.

we know how that went.

burrurie:

thanks pete.

you hadn’t seen this before? jeeeezuz, burr.

dreamsofaubergine:

ashleyrawr:

HAPPY THANKSGIVING.

burrurie:

if i ever get divorced this will happen…

kittylitter:

Motown 50th Medley.
feat Forever The Sickest Kids.

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

glamourkills:

cribs spoof we did a while back at my apartment. please dont laugh at me… ok maybe laugh a little

mark, can i work for you when i turn 18? please?

icecreamheadachee:

-petewentz:

kidslikedeadends:

betterwiththepen:

sarahblews:

envypersonified:

whoreizontal:

bsidetomytongue:

Dudes In The Nude Podcast - Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz

I periodically forget that this thing exists which is a shame because I love it and these two really need to do more podcasts together.

I WANT THE SPAGHETTI DINNER BECAUSE I AM A CLASSY GUY.

:DD

I still laugh til I cry when I listen to this. Gotta get a napkin for sure :’D

i would absolutely love a dl link for this

your bathroom is gunna be ineilated (sp sorry)

OHMYGOD OHMYGOD OHMYGOD. HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAH.

ifuckinglovetea:

livvy:

domnomnom:

ohaishambles:

Everyone has cried to this song at least once.

I haven’t

Haha oh dear

meh. i have. it’s like a right of passage for being a blink-182 fan.

zackhall:

joeythundah-:

ryan ross’ sperm

I literally just died.

omg

fuckyeahtaiandcobra:

fuckyeahgabesaporta:

themainedaily:

titanics:

how is gabe real

john is in this

so being in cobra starship is like being a hotdog on a beach? sweet bro
<3

kittylitter:

mashup of the day

(via fuckyeahpeterickfob)

kenna:

lyricalhoax:

Taking Back Sunday - Theres No I In Team

iloveboys:

itsinmybones:

(via fuckyeahpatd)

i miss this.